Catastica!

We serve only the premium love grooves from around the world and offer fresh happiness for each customer.  We also offer a selection of loose lipped ball smackers, everything from exotic flavors to down home corn poppers.

Based on Catastica’s original award-winning Dance Party, we serve a full set of humpy goods.  These items are made fresh each night to ensure you are getting the best quality possible.

With an enormous thump, riff and booty hole set, we do more than your typical band.  All our songs are made to please and contain only the freakiest happy love humps available.